SUMMER QUOTES
undated, in mostly-chronological order

• "Eventually, they won't even give us the food." --Ted Parsons, on robots
• "I didn't go into 'Mom' mode, which I'd usually do, because I figured you wouldn't appreciate it." --Katie
  "Mom mode? What does that entail?" --Stanley Saeger
  "Giving birth." --Matt Yergey
• "Most of the stuff says mango but it actually smells like grape or something." --Kelsey Billie, on Bath & Body Works
• "Petro's such a moron--he has a cup on his head!" --Kyle Page
  "Truth or Dare?" --Stanley; on us as people
• "Are you guys having Bible Study?" --Danielle Pittner
  "That's a cookbook." --Kyle
• "I've always just called it 'Whoever Puts Their Finger on Their Nose First, or Last, or What?' That's the official name." --Danielle, on Nose Goes
• "They were exterminated in the Second World War." --my mom
  "Were they eaten?" --my brother; on gypsies
• "Everybody loves E. Coli!" --Ron, on Taco Bell
• "You wanna put it where I think you wanna put it?" --Danielle
  "That's what she said." --Kyle; on Scrabble
• "You better watch your language." --Skippy
  "Like...write it down and look at it?" --Danielle
• "I don't see much we can do." --Danielle
  "That's because you're not looking." --Kyle; on Scrabble
• "Are there a lot of ... lisbians...in Lisbon?" --Kyle, on Skippy's journey
• "The hot tub's not working?" --Kyle
  "What am I doing here?" --Kelly Hill; on Yergey's house
• "I worked really hard for those three days." --Kyle, on work ethic
• "She had spontaneous orgasms?" --Katie
  "Wait, this is bad why?" --Danielle; on strange medical conditions
• "There's no 'm' in 'voluptuous.'" --Katie
  "There is if The Champ says there is." --Skippy
• "'How much is this? No, don't tell me! ...Is it expensive?' 'Well...it's reasonable.'" --Ted, on fear of numbers
• "Alice in Jesus Chains?" --Ted, on Christian cover bands
• "We could hold hands." --Stanley, on bonding
• "We wear the same underwear. Except mine says 'Kyle' and his says 'Stanley'. Sometimes we switch." --Kyle, on matching
• "You're a leopard-print dinosaur?" --Ted, on Kyle's raps
• "Granma, it's called Brallelujah!" --Erika
  "Must be Spanish, no?" --my Granma; on Spanx