unfortunately uncomprehensive due to the fact that all my notebooks are home. these are what i have written down in my planner, but trust me when i say they're worth it. they're pretty much undated, so i'm just going to make a new section whenever there's a new page.

• "Wow, numbers aren't funny." --Kyle Page, on Loaded Questions
• "So, it is in writing that he wants to be called that." --Matt Foley, on Derica
• "Katie is 'everything I've ever wanted.'" --Matt, on wishes
• "I worked in Wyoming, I went to Rome last semester, and my mother and father are penguins." --Matt, on 2 Truths & a Lie
• "Books?--you don't know how to read." --Kyle, on Petro's 14 books
• "See, you're experiencing chocolate-covered pretzel syndrome!" --Kelly, on overeating
• "You know what I don't think would ever happen? Being in a band together. Kyle would never let us all be in it." --Kelly
  

• "I walked into Old Navy, and then I walked out." --Matt Foley, on the Promenade Shops
• "A man gives this to a woman . . ." --Eric D'Epagnier
  "A baby." --Stanley Saeger; playing Taboo
• "Crazy ladies, they think they can predict it . . ." --Danielle Pittner
  "Weatherman." --Matt Yergey; playing Taboo
• "Danielle, I'm sorry I told you to shut up." --Katie
  "When?" --Danielle; on paying attention
• "This is where you put bad people." --Andrew Petro
  "Hell." --Danielle; playing Taboo
• "If you're making out with someone, you get this . . ." --Katie
  "Herpes!" --Kelly; on questionable dating habits
• "And 12-year-old girls." --Stanley, on our New Year's Eve party
• "Well, fuck." --Katie
  "Right now?" --Danielle
• "'Kyle, you suck at football.'" --Stanley, on Kyle's "dream"
• "I thought Petro was like, 'oh, man, we're not dropping E?'" --Katie
• "Coffee just gives you energy, it doesn't put you in a better mood." --Kyle Page, on Kelly
• "I'm a cake!" --Matt Foley, playing Psychiatrist
• "Ecological?" --Yergey
  "I think that means nature." --Petro
  

• "I can't go back. Well, I can, but I'm not going to." --Matt Foley, on technology
• "This is the river god. This is me with the river god." --Matt, on foreign culture
• "What are we playing? Bedtime? I'm good at that!" --Kelly Hill, on games
• "That's why I keep it in my Facebook info."--Katie
  "So that the world can cater to you." --Beth Gockley; on my Hate List
• "I beat them up. I didn't kill anyone--I tried." --my mom, on beating public school kids with her umbrella
  

• "What's fuzzier than fuzz?" --Erin Offord
  "Whoopi Goldberg!" --everyone; playing Apples to Apples
• "Babies and AIDS are my favorite." --Erin, playing Apples to Apples
  

• "I want to be in the Special Olympics and not because I'm retarded." --Cara O'Shea
• "Wait--my computer's over!" --Cara
• "I don't think of your feet as part of your character." --Cara, on Jerry May
• "'Did you research affirmative action?' 'Do I need to?' 'Well did you?' 'Yeah. Fuck, Jerry. Fuck.'" --Jerry May, on misunderstanding.
• "When I was in kindergarten, I got on the green bus when I was supposed to get on the blue bus." --Cara
• "Did you hear, Sasquatch and Houdini? They're so cute together!" --Cara and Erin Offord, on relationships between people they don't know
• "Erin . . . Erin . . . here's the thing. Joe Wilde has been single about three weeks out of the time I've known him." --Jerry
  "And it was the last three." --Katie; on unhealthy dating habits
• "I got a gingerbread latte. I wasn't too proud." --Cara, on Caribou Coffee
• "Wait--a hobo mocha?" --Katie, on misunderstanding.
• "And we named it Garbledina because it looked like a retard." --Cara, on pumpkins
  

• "You look so merry when you chuckle." --Margaret Krauss, on Ben Filio
• "You've got the most humane reading list it's possible to have while still being enrolled in the class." --Prof. Shalini Puri, on her World Literature class
  

• "I like her striped t-shirt." --Alex Tanner
  "I like her eating disorder." --Roxanne Carter; on models

• "Would you think it a low blow if I got the Pitt News to cover it?" --Jenn Hoffman, on the Art, Crafts and Crap Fair
• "I don't think you're supposed to put high school stuff on your resume." --Elana Schlenker
  "I'll put whatever the fuck I want on my resume." --Liz Dewar