30 March 2006

• "Kids today . . . they just seem to have a lot of iPodness about them." --Dr. Julie Fiez, on productive morphemes
  

28 March 2006

• "Not useless, I mean, it's cool to know. I'm better at Jeopardy now." --Steve Luckey, on John Dryden
• "I have no idea. Nor do I care." --Dr. Kimberley Latta, on succession to the English throne
• "You got the hypocrisy of this dentist working in your mouth who's got this messed up grill . . ." --Joslyn Sanders
  

27 March 2006

• "That will be a new emotion for some of us, associating the name of Freud with hope." --Anne Carson
• "Could you fold in with the rest?" --Anne Carson, on unison
  

24 March 2006

• "My glasses match your new green boobs." --Katie Selig, to Teresa Pizzella
• "Your boobs match Jon's shirt!" --Cara O'Shea, to Teresa
• "Before I even met you, I hated you." --Mel
  "I actually have a knife in my desk I'm planning on killing you with." --Cara, to Jon Meck
• "Giant, fluffy foreskin!" --Erin Offord, on Jon's pillow-penis
• "Daisy gave birth to Flowerhead and Sammy." --Cara, on zoos
• "I'm gonna see how many words I can say that end in 'nent.'"--Katie
  "I want a mint." --Jon
  "That doesn't end in 'nent,' Jon." --Katie
  "I want a nent." --Jon
• "Doesn't she want a career in business? Wouldn't she be going for that non-regional dialect? Or is she going for an all-regional dialect?"--Cara
• "Save a horse, punch a baby." --Erin
• "I used to be a real hardcore eighth-grader. My girlfriend used to love it when I would say the M.F. word." --Jon

23 March 2006

• "I was not well. I had a bad sinus situation." --Oyebade Dosunmu, on head colds

22 March 2006

• "All you know for sure is that you're burning a Catholic." --Professor John Twyning, on Guy Fawkes Day
• "It's not that easy--you can't just walk around with the Host." --John Twyning, on Catholic superstition
• "Dracula operates on the state of sleep. One quick nap and you can find teeth marks in your neck" --John Twyning
• "If I'm an expert in anything, I'm an expert in London prostitution." --John Twyning
  

21 March 2006

• "I think He knew what He was getting Himself into." --Kristen S., on God & creation
• "Stay out of my conversation and my life." --Cara O'Shea, to Jerry May
• "I bet Jerry needs it, that's why it's there." --Teresa Pizzella, on the sock in the shower
• "You know it's possible to harbor disease in your foreskin?" --Jason Pippi, to Jon Meck
  "You know it's possible to harbor disease in your colon? But that doesn't stop you from having one." --Erin Offord, to Pippi

16 March 2006

• "You guys are behaving exactly like preschool children. Which is good." --Dr. Julie Fiez, on experiment results
  

undated

• "He doesn't know them now, but he has two new Facebook friends." --Alex Moore, on Jason Pippi
• "He just mumbles it unconsciously sometimes: 'I love the Dolphins. Dan Marino. My favorite team.'" --Cara O'Shea on Jerry & football
• "I understand what Alex is doing--I don't understand what Ellen is doing."--Cara
  "They're talking on the phone right now--it's pretty easy." --Jason Pippi
  
• "Like blamed with two ms?" --Katie Selig
  "Yeah, and without the i. There is no i." --Jon Meck; on blammed
  
• "You can live in your car, but you can't drive your house." --Mel
• "I like to have milk in my fridge and I don't want to pay $3 for a half-gallon." --Teresa Pizzella
  "Start lactating!" --Jerry May
• "I get performance anxiety. I lose my erection before a game." --Jerry