11 January 2006

--"Orpheus meets a rather unsavory end at the hands of some sexually-frustrated Thracian women. It's hot." --Daniel Wollenberg, on medieval romance


12 December 2005

--"You go through a lot more clothes when you have to wear them every day." --Ann McLaughlan


8 December 2005

--"I hope she ends up alone and saggy." --Matt Herring on ElimiDate
--"One and a half, you wrap 'em up in an American flag and do 'em for your country." --Casey Spirk, on rating


7 December 2005

--"Yeah, that's not gonna happen." --Sam Morey, on iambic pentameter
--"Big hulking guys played these fairies, too." --Prof. Don Bialostosky, on Shakespeare


5 December 2005

--"Well you're very smart." --Prof. Don Bialostosky, on Katie referencing Eamonn Brady
--"He's holding the knife to her throat, but she kind of likes it that way." --Sam Morey
--"Still, you can't capture [Jane] Austen's voice." --Prof. Don Bialostosky
"No, you can't." --Austin Brass
--"Remember to breathe." --Sam Morey, to Amy Morse
--"They're called Jurassic Park sequels." --Sam Morey, on making things worse
--"They do that, but I don't know how to do it and I don't want to mess with it." --Prof. Don Bialostosky, on Pitt's Courseweb system


random

--"Asteroid belt . . . asteroid hat. . . . Astro . . . hump." --Matt Foley, playing Pictionary
--"No, I'm just saying that God lives in Erie and the streets are paved with candy." --Cara O'Shea, on Buffalo, NY