10 March 2006

• "Food Network is like softcore porn for obese people." --Chris D'Annibale
• "I'm getting married in the fall. Not this fall." --Kelly Hill
  

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• "Katie, who's your favorite wrestler?" --Ron Selig
  "Ron, I think wrestling is a vulgar, base, stupid and obnoxious sport." --Katie
  "So . . . who's your favorite wrestler?" --Ron; on pro wrestling
• "Everything is what it is and not some other thing." --Bishop Butler
• "The test will be given in all rows." --Dr. Michael Perloff, on paying attention
• "If you don't have a plan, you'll end up in Cleveland. Look at the people who live there." --Dr. Perloff
• "Is he in his right mind? Or are we dealing with a closet fetishist of sorts?" --Professor Michael West
• "One in front of it. One behind. Two to the left and right. Old MacDonald had a farm." --Professor West, on William Carlos Williams
• "You're not necessarily the shallow end of the pool. You're just kind of the beach." --Jerry May, on Jon Meck
• "Your jokes are like thick, thick mud." --Jerry, on Jon
• "Well, the Unabomber cared about things. Adolf Hitler cared." --Prof. West
• "TIO YUFA! Time for dinner!" --Ron, on Scrabble
• "Sunshine, a pretty girl and donuts. Key ingredients for happiness." --Jim Keener, Calista Nasser and Katie Selig