13 February 2006

• "No one gets any when they're old. I mean, they do--that's why there's Viagra." --Rich Purcell
• "She's got a hottie's body, but her attitude sucks." --Todd Saulle
  "It's potty." --Rich Purcell; on Outkast

10 February 2006

• "The fact that it's in a museum means it's not a diner." --Jerry May
  "And that I'll never see it." --Jon Meck; on diners
• "Your selfish sucks." --Cara O'Shea
• "If you're naked in the ocean and there's a shark, it could bite your parts." --Cara
• "We used to have a lot of junk in my house, but no food." --Cara
• "How do you know about these things." --Tori Oravec
  "I'm secretly Batman." --Erin Offord

8 February 2006

• "Whenever I'm around children, I ultimately catch diseases." --Prof. John Twyning
• "If the guy gives me the right line, I'm just giving it up right here. That's my blossom pulled." --Prof. Twyning.

1 February 2006

• "You wouldn't want to face the Spanish Inquisition and talk about Fate or else . . . bits of you will be cut off before you die." --Prof. John Twyning
• "I wonder what would be the crisis if one's shit were scattered."--Prof. John Twyning
• "Any guy who has a crisis . . ." --Prof. Twyning
  ". . . will ask a woman to solve it." --Katie; on ontological crisis
• "He sort of sleeps in rhyming couplets." --Prof. Twyning, on Romeo

31 January 2006

• "Sometimes I do. If it's a really good one." --Dr. Julie Fiez, on breakfast and attention

30 January 2006

• "Like the KKK. That's a bad group." --Jen Hopkins, on diversity

25 January 2006

• "It's one of the biggest no-nos in feudal culture, killing the king." --Prof. John Twyning

random

• "Valentine's Day . . . gives me Tourette's on the fifteenth." --Amy Lee Morse
• "For the first five seconds, you taste the cherry flavor, then all you taste is the methanol. . . . it would make you feel good. No, actually, it would kill you." --Ann McLaughlan, on cough drops
• "When they first started having problems, I said 'No trick is worth it! Dump the bitch and let's go!'" --Jon Meck