18 January 2006

--"Fortunately, I'm an Englishman--we don't have sex. It's all sublimated for me; this is the most I get." --Prof. John Twyning
--"What is the most common way love is expressed?"--John Twyning
"Marriage." --Girl
"Then what?" --John Twyning
"Children." --Girl
"Yeah, but in between." --John Twyning; on love, and sex.
--"You won't get this reading in any annotation, it's only for this class."--John Twyning
--"Love is also about two bodies slapping together." --John Twyning
--"You can't measure love by a hard-on that lasts forever." --John Twyning


12 January 2006

--"I was too young and he was naked." --Cara O'Shea on Dances with Wolves
--"I thought this said 'house,' so we're gonna go with house." --Jon Meck, misreading hostile
--"India is house." --Jon, on Apples to Apples
--"I (said) shit so loud and for so long that the damage is done." --Cara, being misinterpreted.
--"If this is what I am, it means I'm cuddly, luscious, dainty, delicious, fancy, feminine, earthy and unhealthy." --Jon, on green cards in Apples to Apples
--"Normal?" --Erin Offord
"None of us know what that is." --Jon
--"Hey, I can add charming to my list of feminine qualities." --Jon
--"Normally the baby cries every time she holds me." --Jon on Babies