LAST PITT QUOTE POST OF THE SEMESTER

25 April 2006

• "It's not like they made a Challenger movie. It'd be 13 minutes long." --Cara O'Shea, on Flight 93
• "Your town killed Simba's dad!" --Erin Offord
  "That was a wildebeest." --Cara; on Buffalo, NY
• "I think people from Wilkes-Barre are just too lazy to go the extra syllable." --Jerry May
• "What do I want to look like today? A clown? A fish? Sepia-toned?" --Jerry
• "Katie, everything you do is really short. Except your love-makin'. That's my fault." --Jerry, on Katie Selig
• "What distinguishes human language learning from that of, say, chimps, is syntax." --Katie
  "Chips!?" --Cara
• "No cara, chimps as in chimpanzees!" --Erin
  "Not chips as in fish and." --Katie

17-18 April 2006

• "Halle Berry has a speech impediment, so they decided that, instead of insulting her pride, they'd just go with it." --Cara, on Fabulash
• "Erin, just . . . just put up the X. Katie has asthma--you can't use the word exploit." --Cara
• "The fake 40-year-old me is happier now that he's skinnier." --Erin
  "When he's 60, he'll have a smile like Jon." --Cara; on Honey, We're Killing the Kids
• "I just spelled abruptly with way too many bs and ps." --Erin
  

11 April 2006

• "Just the way she describes the fish screams, 'She's gonna let it go!'" --Rich Freeh, on Elizabeth Bishop
  

1 April 2006

• "Oh, don't drink it, my AIDS fell in." --Cara, on diseases
• "Yes, and I'm aware of the conversation at hand." --Ben Meck, on foreskin
  

undated

• "I conquered 6 & 7 year old Utah." --Jon Meck
• "Mute children are stronger." --Erin
• "I'm gonna have a foot disease before I'm twelvvvvvvvvvve . . ." --Jason Pippi
• "They're the Youngstown State of near Saskatchewan? What?" --Teresa Pizzella
  "Hey, you have a little dumb on your shoulder--let me get that for ya." --Jerry
• "That is a fable!" --Pippi
• "It's just something that's important to me personally." --Katie
  "What, marriage?" --Cara
• "A holocaust without dancing is a holocaust not worth having." --Jerry
• "We really don't get off to Easter." --Pippi
• "I don't speak any French because no one takes it seriously." --Oyebade Dosunmu, on Nigeria
• "Power off in one minute? No way!" --Oye, on sneaky projectors
• "1-800-chocolate . . . which is about trees." --Matt Foley
• "Leah, you obviously don't understand the point of this game." --Kyle Page, on Loaded Questions
• "What I meant to say was, 'Hey dude, let's fuck outside of Marketplace. It'll be beautiful. Eat?'" --Jerry