disclaimer: this is the "katie's really bad at delaying gratification and just couldn't wait to post these quotes" post

24 August 2006

• "I sleep better during the day!" --Jon Meck, on naps and Mel's lack of blinds
• "Can I make you a blind out of Pitt Newses?" --Jon, trying to be helpful. ("It'd have a string so you could pull it up and when it was up it would say 'Zachary Ransom.'")
  

23 August 2006

• "Jerry thought he was a Babylon Man . . . a caveman." --Jon, on Alex's beard
• "Then you could name it Shanaynay O'Shea-Shea!" --Katie, on Cara's future children (other names discussed for Cara's children: Shaquandra, Garbanzo, Garbledina, Nicodemus and Bob)
• "Is Pee Wee having a wet dream?" --Teresa Pizzella, on Pee Wee's Playhouse
• "I need a drink, I'm choking, I need--" --Jerry May
  "I know the Heimlich!" --Jon
  "I'm not--get away from me!" --Jerry; on chips and salsa
• "It'd be like you and me dancing." --Jon
  "Bad example." --Jerry
  "Okay, it'd be like a guy who can dance and me dancing." --Jon; on dancing with a lesbian friend